What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:56
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do married men like sucking dick?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The Moon is Covered in Tiny Orange Glass Beads. Now We Know Why. - Universe Today
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
What is every dictators biggest fear?
No go.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Then came..
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Everyone loved it.
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones